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[dbuck]

I may have been vaccinated against cameltoe. A baby camel bit me on the shoulder once. I am not lying- that little a$$hole darn near took a chunk out of me. I couldn't get him to let go. I hate camels now, so I would probably fall apart if I was sporting a cameltoe!

Where in the world were you to get bit by a camel?

 

[Jdarg]

Where in the world were you to get bit by a camel?

OK- the short version. There is an animal "refuge" here owned and funded by our local Communist, Henry Wallace. No lie- personal friend of Castro. Family money thanks to Eli Lilly. His son sits in his backyard and shoots at duck hunters on the Ohio River- my brother experienced that one. Henry's Ark has camels, all kinds of strange deer/gazelle things, some fancy Japanese reindeer,buffalo, and every kind of critter you can imagine wandering around, including a huge pot bellied pig collection due to everyone getting them as babies and not wanting them anymore when they grew up to be...pigs. It's a fun place to take little kids. So we were petting the camels one day, and the baby came up behind me and put my entire shoulder in his mouth! I was black and blue for awhile.

You come visit and I'll take you there!!!

 

[dbuck]

OK- the short version. There is an animal "refuge" here owned and funded by our local Communist, Henry Wallace. No lie- personal friend of Castro. Family money thanks to Eli Lilly. His son sits in his backyard and shoots at duck hunters on the Ohio River- my brother experienced that one. Henry's Ark has camels, all kinds of strange deer/gazelle things, some fancy Japanese reindeer,buffalo, and every kind of critter you can imagine wandering around, including a huge pot bellied pig collection due to everyone getting them as babies and not wanting them anymore when they grew up to be...pigs. It's a fun place to take little kids. So we were petting the camels one day, and the baby came up behind me and put my entire shoulder in his mouth! I was black and blue for awhile.

You come visit and I'll take you there!!!

Now that's a story I have never heard. Where is Henry's Ark? In his backyard?:shock:

 

[Jdarg]

Now that's a story I have never heard. Where is Henry's Ark? In his backyard?:shock:

Yes. He owns a hunk of property a little upriver from Louisville. It is beautiful.

 

[Miss Kitty]

Yes. He owns a hunk of property a little upriver from Louisville. It is beautiful.

This reminds me...have you notice that sometimes the amount of $$$ is equal to the amount of crazy???

 

[dbuck]

This reminds me...have you notice that sometimes the amount of $$$ is equal to the amount of crazy???

If they have money they are eccentric.
If they have no money they are crazy.

 

[Jdarg]

This reminds me...have you notice that sometimes the amount of $$$ is equal to the amount of crazy???

Yup. But I don't have a lot of money. Does that mean I am sane??

 

[Miss Kitty]

If they have money they are eccentric.
If they have no money they are crazy.

There you go...thanks for the clarification!!!

 

[RiverOtter]

If they have money they are eccentric.
If they have no money they are crazy.

Reminds me of a joke......

"What's the difference between kinky and bizarre?"
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Kinky is when you tickle a girls bottom with a feather
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Bizarre is when you use the whole chicken

 

[audie]

Smuggling yo-yos. Totally descibes the look!

OK- so how paranoid are we going to be everytime we put on a bathing suit, shorts, etc.?? We'll have to do a "toe-check" before we leave the house!

i would think you would be able to feel that you have a toe going on and not have to check in the mirror. i am a little disturbed that i am now looking for camel toes everywhere ! :shock: