Why Children Should Not Be Left Alone!

[DD]

I have a friend, who shall forever remain nameless, who once attended a party at the home of her boss. Her boss thought it would be sooooo funny to get her really drunk so he served her slow gin fizzes all night. She just sucked them down like kool-aid. Also at the same party, was the guy from her work that she just had the biggest crush on. Sometime during the evening, she went to the ladies room and somehow during that visit to the ladies room, the panty liner that she was wearing ended up on the OUTSIDE of her pants. And who do you think was the first person she saw when she came out. Yep. The crush guy, who said..."what the heck is THAT?!" I think she quit her job the next day.

She would kill me if she knew I told this story to anyone!

 

[dbuck]

OMG How embarrassing. But it is funny.

 

[Mango]

That one is actually pretty common.

MPman will have awesome powers though, such as the ability to absorb any liquids within a 10-foot radius, dehydrating bad guys instantly. he will also be amazingly effective at deadening sound.

Of course it won't hurt when he falls down either.

 

[Teresa]

pretty inventive I would say...

 

[Jdarg]

That one is actually pretty common.

MPman will have awesome powers though, such as the ability to absorb any liquids within a 10-foot radius, dehydrating bad guys instantly. he will also be amazingly effective at deadening sound.

Of course it won't hurt when he falls down either.

Will he have "wings"??

 

[lindatat]

Will he have "wings"??

Now that was worth waiting all night for! ^5!

 

[RiverOtter]

Good thing she didn't find mommy's "back massager"

 

[dbuck]

RO, I think that's a little boy.

 

[lindatat]

RO, I think that's a little boy.

Uh, yes - there's one very strategically placed pad that RO must have missed - LOL!

 

[RiverOtter]

RO, I think that's a little boy.

Oops............ Still, it is a good think