Why Men Prefer Guns To Woman

[kathydwells]

# 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when your on the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A GUN IS FAVORED OVER A WOMAN............

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!!!!!

 

[Miss Kitty]

:funn: Who wrote that? Charlton Heston or Dick Cheney????

 

[kathydwells]

:funn: Who wrote that? Charlton Heston or Dick Cheney????

I think it was the DICK!!!!

 

[30ARules]

Don't get me wrong I like guns, but someone has to take the kids to karate and ballet

 

[audie]

 

[Cheering472]

 

[Miss Kitty]

Don't get me wrong I like guns, but someone has to take the kids to karate and ballet

swatzmom may be pulling a gun on you and telling you to dance...real fast!!!!

 

[30ARules]

swatzmom may be pulling a gun on you and telling you to dance...real fast!!!!

shhhh..I stole the pants while she was sleeping to post

 

[audie]

shhhh..I stole the pants while she was sleeping to post

someone's gonna be in trouble !