Words Women Use

[kathydwells]

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in
"Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

Oh, and before we forget.
"Whatever"
...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

 

[Mermaid]

This is the way it works in our house. :funn: (especially the "fine.")

 

[DD]

I use these words quite frequently.

 

[Miss Kitty]

I use these words quite frequently.

...and with great success, I am sure!!!

 

[Jdarg]

I'll only be on SoWal.com 5 more minutes!!!

 

[Gypsea]

Oh yeah!!! The Cap'n has heard those words a few times!!!! I guess he is not the only one that is Obvious!!!

 

[RiverOtter]

Truer words have never been posted :funn:

 

[Cheering472]

Words to live by

 

[dbuck]

This is women's "universal language." I could hear myself saying each one of those words at one point. Good One Darlene

 

[melissa]

Too funny!

I know I've said everyone of those! Probably 2 or 3 of them in the last week...