Ugh! Swafia and I had one who thought I was the maid, shot holes in our guest room door with an airsoft gun (think SUPER BB), plastered stickers all over the mirror of my guest bedroom set, and would leave his laundry in the washer and dryer until I felt compelled to remove it.
Oh yeah! He managed to convince Swafia that he could pay the rent in installments throughout the month, instead of all at once. THEN, he would do little things throughout the month like pick up a pack of cigarettes or a carton of milk and act like it should be deducted from his rent amount (of course, HE kept a tally, so he knew EXACTLY what he "should" be paying us every month--we never did get a damn full month's rent out of the guy!
Then, he would bring his girlfriend--who was kinda an alcoholic--over to stay for days and weeks at a time. I remember once, we had a party, and all of our friends were there grilling out on the porch, and she got drunk and tried to give everyone lap dances. So he put her to bed in the guest room to sleep it off-- about an hour later, she walked out the front door, across the porch to the front steps, pulled down her pants and peed on my front step! She was sleep-walking! :shock: And sleep-PEEING!
In front of everyone!
And finally, we went out of town for a week. When we got home, he'd used just about every dish in the house, and not washed any of them, and he'd let a half a carton of milk go bad, and dumped it in the sink on top of the dirty dishes (all chunky and disgusting) and just left it there!
So Bad! :angry:
