Writing your congressman is now easier than ever

[Leader of the Banned]

Just scrawl your message on the wall of his favorite hangout, the public bathroom stall.

More GOP Lawmakers Arrested For Sexual Misconduct In Bathrooms Than Trans People

 

[Teresa]

So true. What is up with bathroom laws and all these other terrible laws making it ok to discriminate against people, and using your religion to do it. I thought those issues were long ago resolved. We're in the Twilight Zone.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

I'm thinking that if you're capable of using the urinal, then you shouldn't be tying up the ladies room. So if you are male who always likes to sit, then your bathroom gender should be defined as woman. If you are a female who somehow has mastered her urinal skills, then you might as well be a man. I think I'll write my congressman.

 

[Bob]

I believe we need bathrooms according to BMI and FICO.