I should note that I was raised Catholic and have many fond memories of growing up Catholic yet this new Florida town kinda scares me. The press may be playing up the Catholic thing a bit too much, but I know the guy tried to create the same Ave Maria college in our town and the town didn't support it (Domino Pizza headquarters is in our town).
As for rabbits, I think they'd be OK in this new town because they have lots of babies and don't use birth control. However, they may not be monogamous and that may be a problem in the new town. They'd have to change their ways if they wanted to get admitted to the college, I'm sure. Or at least abide by a "don't ask, don't tell" policy.