You know you are not awake yet when...

[Smiling JOe]

You use the Tivo remote to try to rewind a vomiting cat. (Not on the carpet, fuzzball!)

I about choked on that one.

 

[shakennotstirred]

You wear two different shoes & it takes a 20 minute walk in the airport before you realize one heel is slightly higher than the other. I think I am suffering from early alzheimer's!

 

[RiverOtter]

Huh?
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Maybe I should have said, "Did a drunk front blow through SoWal last night?"

 

[Chrissy]

Milk in the bottle, formula in the coffee cup...tasty

 

[Smiling JOe]

Maybe I should have said, "Did a drunk front blow through SoWal last night?"

No, drunk front at my house, but it is spring break so I am sure there was one coming through the beach.

 

[TooFarTampa]

Milk in the bottle, formula in the coffee cup...tasty

I can totally see it happening though!

 

[Beach Runner]

How many clicks did you attempt before you realized that your car clicker would not unlock the office?

I swear to God, probably a half dozen!:funn: