You've got one day left, enjoy it!

[30ashopper]

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – The California evangelical broadcaster predicting Judgment Day will come on Saturday says he expects to stay close to a TV or radio to monitor the unfolding apocalypse.

Harold Camping, 89, previously made a failed prediction that Jesus Christ would return to Earth in 1994.

But the head of the Christian radio network Family Stations Inc says he is sure an earthquake will shake the Earth on May 21, sweeping true believers to heaven and leaving others behind to be engulfed in the world's destruction over a few months.

"We know without any shadow of a doubt it is going to happen," Camping told Reuters.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110519/lf_nm_life/us_apocalypse_prediction

How would you spend your last day on earth? I'll be working, then cooking a steak, then going to bed at 9. I want to be on my toes tomorrow!

 

[poppy]

Since I will not be included in the ascent I will purchase your assets for 5% of their current value so you can enjoy your last day in style.

 

[DD]

I'll be looking for a parking spot at Jimmy Buffett.

 

[BeachSiO2]

Why would he be watching TV and listening to the radio. If he knows the date, wouldn't he go first?

 

[AlphaCrab]

Hmmm.... I wish all the money for the advertising, billboards, etc. for this "event" might have been put to a better use for mankind.

 

[PearlSB4U]

I'm gonna tell everyone what I really think of them.

What could go wrong?

 

[scooterbug44]

It won't be my last day - only true believers are getting "raptured" - I've got a couple months to enjoy the world's decline before going to hell in a handbasket.

 

[LuciferSam]

The impending rapture is depressing the stock market. Time to buy. Post rapture bounce come monday.

 

[Andy A]

It won't be my last day - only true believers are getting "raptured" - I've got a couple months to enjoy the world's decline before going to hell in a handbasket.

Pretty as you are, you won't fit in a handbasket.

 

[scooterbug44]

My end o' world charred ashes will!