never mind

[Mango]

another funny story:

we were going to eat with my sis and her family (except the baby, she stayed with grandma cheryl) anyway, benton couldn't let mr audie out of his site for a minute, so he rode with us to go eat. we were driving along and he said "i smell something". i said i farted and he says in his cute little boy voice "well, please don't fart again ardra"

Corrupting that sweet child. :nono1:
When in a car, you always say that it was the car ahead of you.

 

[Teresa]

OK, everyone is sitting upright sleeping, and their mouths are wide open including my husband.
I can have funn with this huh? :funn:

Ok....I was savin' this story for another time, but will tell you since you're so bored.
Thursday night, when I came home from the Texgent, I was only just a little tipsy, but I was really, really tired. So I come in the front door, and I see on the floor what I thought was a hairball the cats had coughed up, but upon closer inspection, after I blink a couple of times, I see that it is A DEAD MOUSE!!! And mr. dd's just sitting on the sofa watchin' tv as calmly as you please. I say..."why is there a DEAD MOUSE" on the floor?" He says, "WHAT!?" I say, "A DEAD MOUSE". He says..."holy sh*t"!
He jumps up, grabs a paper towel and picks it up and removes it. The whole scene was quite comical. Only thing we can figure is the cats outside killed it, and the dog brought it in. I'm just glad I didn't come in and step on the dang thing!

another funny story:

we were going to eat with my sis and her family (except the baby, she stayed with grandma cheryl) anyway, benton couldn't let mr audie out of his site for a minute, so he rode with us to go eat. we were driving along and he said "i smell something". i said i farted and he says in his cute little boy voice "well, please don't fart again ardra"

ya'll are killing me! :clap_1:

 

[Mango]

ya'll are killing me! :clap_1:

GOOD, I am not alone then.

 

[Teresa]

GOOD, I am not alone then.

:funn: now would be a good time for you to start drinking heavily, telling raunchy jokes, pootin' (I just can't say fart online), cussin', smokin', and just having a good old time.

 

[Miss Kitty]

I just got home from the Mavs game where I sat politely while a woman talked my ear off.

Oh...and they were playing the Grizzlies from Memphis. They should be called the Manatees.

 

[Mermaid]

Today was my parent's 50th wedding anniversary. I called to wish them the best and ask what was on the menu in way of celebration and my mother said 'Oh, I'm just cleaning the bathroom."

Is this what happens after 50 years? Heaven help us!

(BTW, they're very happy together and the bathroom has always sparkled. )

 

[audie]

Today was my parent's 50th wedding anniversary. I called to wish them the best and ask what was on the menu in way of celebration and my mother said 'Oh, I'm just cleaning the bathroom."

Is this what happens after 50 years? Heaven help us!

(BTW, they're very happy together and the bathroom has always sparkled. )

i guess as long as she is happy who are we to judge huh ?

 

[lindatat]

(I just can't say fart online)

Yes, you can and you did (even if it was in parentheses!)

 

[Teresa]

Yes, you can and you did (even if it was in parentheses!)

 

[audie]

Yes, you can and you did (even if it was in parentheses!)

that's right linda - c'mon toots, everybody farts - don't be ashamed !