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2009 in Retrospect....
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Eileen West
Beach Lover
Start my day the right way! Big dose of hilarious.
sunspotbaby
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The Year's Top Blotters: No. 1 -- Woman: I'm an alcoholic nymphomaniac, just arrest me | woman, arrest, year - News - Northwest Florida Daily News
-- Woman: I'm an alcoholic nymphomaniac, just arrest me
Wendy Victora
Daily News
CRESTVIEW -- An intoxicated woman told police to arrest her after she admitted to throwing a closed pocket knife at her husband's forehead.
The 23-year-old woman also told them she was a nymphomaniac and an alcoholic and that her estranged husband had been staying with her for a week, ever since she asked him over to have sex and he never left.
After further questioning, she said, "You know what? Just take me to jail."
-- Woman: I'm an alcoholic nymphomaniac, just arrest me
Wendy Victora
Daily News
CRESTVIEW -- An intoxicated woman told police to arrest her after she admitted to throwing a closed pocket knife at her husband's forehead.
The 23-year-old woman also told them she was a nymphomaniac and an alcoholic and that her estranged husband had been staying with her for a week, ever since she asked him over to have sex and he never left.
After further questioning, she said, "You know what? Just take me to jail."
Beach Runner
beats on hood
I'm gonna start scanning stories from our local newspaper. The funniest one was recently:
Man Too Drunk To Seek Medical Help
Police responded to a 911 call this morning. [first name] [ last name], age 45, of [street address] said he had been shot last night. Police asked him why he didn't call 911 last night. He said that he was too drunk to call. He was taken to the hospital for treatment.
Oh, yet another one:
Man Calls Himself Stupid
Police responded to a 911 call last night. [first name] [ last name], age 31, of [street address] had driven his vehicle off an embankment. Police asked him why he did that. He said that he guessed he was just stupid. The man was charged with DUI.
Man Too Drunk To Seek Medical Help
Police responded to a 911 call this morning. [first name] [ last name], age 45, of [street address] said he had been shot last night. Police asked him why he didn't call 911 last night. He said that he was too drunk to call. He was taken to the hospital for treatment.
Oh, yet another one:
Man Calls Himself Stupid
Police responded to a 911 call last night. [first name] [ last name], age 31, of [street address] had driven his vehicle off an embankment. Police asked him why he did that. He said that he guessed he was just stupid. The man was charged with DUI.