Queer Eye is about as gay as Chef Boyardee is Italian.
I might entertain the suggestion to
tone down my Texas Chilli recipie if my 80 year old Aunt Talulah was coming over for dinner, but beyond that I feel that moderation is best left to....well moderates. You know what they say, "There's not much in the middle of the road but yellow stripes...and dead armadillos."
And so, sadly, I will have to scrap my plans for an on air broadcast of "Beat the Rick Santorum Pinata Contest', and lord knows the Trannies are going to be pissed 'cause they are all dolled up and ready to talk smack.
It would have boosted the rating, let me tell ya.....
I would have succeeded if it weren't for those meddling kids..............