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[amberk526]

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.

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[Teresa Cline]

I havent been to a costume party since I was 12....does that up the ante?

 

[PalmBeach]

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

 

[amberk526]

Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office

 

[PalmBeach]

He is mist.

 

[amberk526]

Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to "THE OTHER SIDE"

 

[Teresa Cline]

why can't skeletons make babies?
because they have hollow weenies.

hahahahaha!

 

[PalmBeach]

What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?

 

[PalmBeach]

Dead ends

 

[amberk526]

Why did the ghost starch her sheet?
She wanted everyone to be scared stiff.​