favorite lines from movies/songs/poems/books?

[FoX]

Bart Simpson during his family's nationally broadcast Thanksgiving dinner:

Dear God, we paid for all this stuff, so thanks for nothin'.

Homer: D'oh

 

[FoX]

D'oh!

 

[RiverOtter]

"Ho, Ha Ha, Guard, Perry, Dodge, Turn, Spin, Thrust" (Spoing!)


Daffey Duck as Robin Hood

 

[Bob]

"Son... You got a panty on yer head"


Raising Arizona - my favorite cult flick

Why'd you say my name? I told you not to say my damn name. What about your code name? Oh yeah my code name! You hear that folks? That's my code name. Also...Well which is it young feller, you want I should freeze, or get down on the ground. Cuz iffin I freeze, I can't rightfully drop, cause iffin I drop I'm a gonna be in motion. you see...."SHUT UP"!

 

[Bob]

The motto on the monument in the opening scene from Animal House: "Knowledge is Good"

"Son, fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life."...

 

[beachmouse]

"We're on a mission from God." -Elwood Blues

Elwood- "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. "

Jake- "Hit it."

"And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper."- Marge Gunderson, Fargo

 

[Cil]

Our mastiff puppy's name is Elwood. He has a littermate named Jake.
(They both wore blue collars when still with mom.)

Less esoteric movie lines:

You think I'm funny; do I amuse you?-Joe Pesci in Goodfellas

That'll do, pig. (Babe)

The chinaman is not the issue. (Big Lebowski.)

Brian (to adoring crowd): You've got to think for yourself! You are all individuals!
Crowd (in unison): Yes, we are all individuals!
Brian (to adoring crowd): You are all different!
Crowd (in unison): Yes, we are all different!
Single voice (from within the crowd): I'm not.
Crowd (in unison):SHH! (Monty Python's Life of Brian)

Are you not entertained? Maximus (Russell Crowe) in the Gladiator

We thought you wuz a toad - O Brother Where Art Thou

 

[BeachDreamer]

You're no daisy, you're no daisy a'tall.

Val Kilmer - Tombstone

Tombstone, love so many of the lines from that movie!

 

[RiverOtter]

" I drank what ? " - Socrates

 

[Bob]

Cool Hand Luke, -poker game...Nothin! A handful of nothin!You stupid mullet head. You beat me with a hand full of nothin. Just like today when he kept comin back at me- with nothin. " Well, sometimes nothin can be a pretty cool hand."