seagrovelover
little sugar
First of all I would help out family and friends no matter what. I would buy a house in Seagrove, and one in the smokies (maybe Gatlinburg) and of course the lake of the Ozarks here in MO. My kids would go to the best schools, my husband would no longer work ( deer hunting full time?;-) ) and I would buy a new beach cam for Grayton beach !!!!!!!!:clap_1: *just to name a few*
I would probably keep my current house and just build a small Disneyland on my property for my nephews. 
You forgot a "Crap for the beach" business. 