My Friday Funny

[dbuck]

I dread the day I have to live in a nursing home. I hear having to put up with the old men in the nursing home is a nightmare.

 

[RiverOtter]

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Nice A**, Get in the truck

:scratch: Hmmm.... I may have used that line before

 

[iwishiwasthere]

Here is another one for you. It is too funny. I thought anyway.

My Private Part Died Today

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if > there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she > replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.


"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."

Too funny :rofl:

 

[RiverOtter]

Remember the old Mr Microphone commercials. "Hey goodlooking .... we'll be back to pick you up later" Not after she heard that lame azz line :funn: