"What's your family doing for vacation this summer?"
"Oh, we're going to the beach!"
"Cool ... Destin, or WaterColor or PCB, or where?"
"No, we're going to Hilton Head."
"Oh, that's not the beach .... The Beach is only in the northwest Florida panhandle anymore."
"Wha..?"
"Yeah, they trademarked 'the beach' last year or whenever, so you're not allowed to call Hilton Head or Torrey Pines or South Padre or South Hampton or Hanauma Bay or Guaymas the beach anymore ... well, maybe Mexico's OK, and probably France, but definitely nowhere else in the US can be called the beach now, even if it's got a big sandy strip alongside the ocean ... it's a big legal deal now, so none of those places are the beach anymore."
"That doesn't make any sense ... who do they think they are?"
"We're not sure."