Official Thong Policy

[Kurt]

Flossing in publice is generally not a good idea.

 

[Kimmifunn]

Paint. Often at music festivals, you will see a few naked women running around in painted bikinis. Actually, Sports Illustrated had a swimsuit issue with only painted swimsuits and models. :shock: Absolutely true.

I remember that! It was a few years ago. I was working at Mars in Seaside that summer and we had that issue out and men would come in and just sit and look at it. They would ask us what we thought. Very intruiging...

 

[Miss Kitty]

Flossing in publice is generally not a good idea.

publice...pubic hair w/ lice? BANNED!

 

[Mermaid]

I'm not sure that being the official "Code Enforcer" would actually be a good thing or not....

 

[kathydwells]

I guess now I will have to go out buy me some new suits for next year!! Darn! SJ, you sure know how to ruin a girls day!!!!

 

[beachmouse]

I can remember Walton County cop friend claiming that there was some sort of official document that was a template for what constituted appropriate butt coverage on the swimsuit issue- compare what the drawing on the piece of paper looked like to the potentially offending butt in order to see if it was in violation.

 

[Jdarg]

!0 years ago we saw a topless woman and her man taking a walk on the beach. That was our first year at Grayton, and we wondered what the heck kind of swinging place place it was! My 3 year old stared and stared- he didn't know grownups could be nakey on the beach.

 

[Beach Runner]

NUDITY
ARTICLE II. PUBLIC NUDITY ORDINANCE*
... in other places which may reasonably be expected to be observed by the public ...

Does that mean we're breaking the law when we're skinny dipping in our pool if the neighbors can see it from the third story of their house? Or sunbathing in a thong with no top (but lying on our tummies) in our fenced-in pool area (just hate those tan lines!)?

 

[Jdarg]

Does that mean we're breaking the law when we're skinny dipping in our pool if the neighbors can see it from the third story of their house? Or sunbathing in a thong with no top (but lying on our tummies) in our fenced-in pool area (just hate those tan lines!)?

You may be OK- but nakey swimming in the ocean sounds like it's out. Which is a good thing 'cause those sharks are out there eating at night, right?

 

[Kimmifunn]

Does that mean we're breaking the law when we're skinny dipping in our pool if the neighbors can see it from the third story of their house? Or sunbathing in a thong with no top (but lying on our tummies) in our fenced-in pool area (just hate those tan lines!)?

There were some girls laying out topless in Grayton this summer...they were up in the dunes so it wasn't a big deal.