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otter-baby - did you know that only real men
- Thread starter Teresa
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exactly!!! I was hoping you biotches would forget about the ornament exchange idea and we could just do an online christmas party. but nooooooooo...
actually, I'm starting to think about an ornament and get excited about what effed up ornmanet I'm going to make and send some poor sowal bat turd. how 'bout a nice aluminum pie tin with a sowal sticker in the middle of it, with lots of glitter around it (front and back), and a gob of tinsel hanging from the bottom? big red bow on top. I'll even add a fish hook to the top so it can hang from the tree.
see how easy that was otter-baby?
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audie
fartblossom
god i hope you get my name in the exchange !!! i'll bet you are just saying that and your ornament will be sweet and cute and perfect and belong in a museum....are you a closet crafter ?
Mango
SoWal Insider
audie!!! you guessed!!! I'm so embarrassed!! actually, I do like crafts, for kids. I don't do adult crafts. ever. for halloween I went into spidey's class and worked with the kids on making really funn bats and cats and ghosts and spiders. I provided the basic shapes/cut outs, and tons of materials for them to choose from to make their own creations (buttons, pipe cleaner, boa strips, ribbon, markers, eyeballs, etc.). They put together the most creative and wonderful creations. so YES, I'm a closet kid crafter.
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Jdarg
SoWal Expert
Here are some easy ideas for the boys:
A beer can with a SoWal sticker slapped on the side.
Cut out a cardboard Christmas Tree, and glue Cheezits to it for ornaments, tie with a red or green ribbon.
Draw an angel, cut it out, add balloons for boobies.
Cut out a picture of a really cool boat, glue it on cardboard, add a hanger.
Money or a lottery ticket in a plain white envelope- always appropriate. (Draw my name please)
A beer can with a SoWal sticker slapped on the side.
Cut out a cardboard Christmas Tree, and glue Cheezits to it for ornaments, tie with a red or green ribbon.
Draw an angel, cut it out, add balloons for boobies.
Cut out a picture of a really cool boat, glue it on cardboard, add a hanger.
Money or a lottery ticket in a plain white envelope- always appropriate. (Draw my name please)
Ocean Lover
bean
^ perfect for River Otter!!! he would really enjoy this funn craft... the hanger is the perfect touch...
Sheila
SoWal Insider
I don't know if RO sees anything on your list of excellent suggestions that, float his boat. But, I see several that sound like funn that I may be able to make!I am babysitting Camden tomorrow. We will practice the Cheezit Tree and the angel with baloon boobies.
OL, I know everyone will be clamoring for me to get their name. I hope all the pm's and e-mails will not be overwhelming.
Jdarg, you got anything that uses spray adhesive? I think I'm slightly addicted after working on a little DIY project yesterday for about 6 1/2 hours.
If there's anyone that knows how to get batting that's glued to your hands off, pm me! ;-)