Proper Balloon Placement

[Mango]

I think it would be more funn if there was just helium on-site at the open houses.
Just post a sign. "Helium inside" The everyone can just suck some in and tour the house. Much more interesting.

 

[flyforfun]

Ballon's don't motivate anyone to stop....that is for novices! A motivate realtor would choose to rent a Hooter's girl's to hold up the sign! Now that is how to sell real estate in a down market! (that is a hint Bobby J)

 

[Smiling JOe]

Ballon's don't motivate anyone to stop....that is for novices! A motivate realtor would choose to rent a Hooter's girl's to hold up the sign! Now that is how to sell real estate in a down market! (that is a hint Bobby J)

(Dialing 850-555-1212... ring, ring)

"Hello. What's up sexy? Thanks for calling Hooter's."

"Yes, I am a Realtor and I would like to order three Hooter's girls to hold up signs. How much do you charge for three girls for 4 hours each?"

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"What time would you like them to show up and may I have the address?"

...

 

[flyforfun]

(Dialing 850-555-1212... ring, ring)

"Hello. What's up sexy? Thanks for calling Hooter's."

"Yes, I am a Realtor and I would like to order three Hooter's girls to hold up signs. How much do you charge for three girls for 4 hours each?"

...

"What time would you like them to show up and may I have the address?"

...

Now we are talking increased property visibility, foot traffic and sales! Could you send them dressed up in those cute little christmas outfits to One Seagrove Place Unite 803 this Saturday from 9AM-4PM. I need two to hold the signs on 30-A, and the other one to show perspective buyers around my condo :clap_1:

 

[Smiling JOe]

Now we are talking increased property visibility, foot traffic and sales! Could you send them dressed up in those cute little christmas outfits to One Seagrove Place Unite 803 this Saturday from 9AM-4PM. I need two to hold the signs on 30-A, and the other one to show perspective buyers around my condo :clap_1:

I think you would have more foot traffic if you got Santa and one sexy elf to hold a sign that read, "Come inside and see more sexy Elves!"

 

[Babyblue]

Now we are talking increased property visibility, foot traffic and sales! Could you send them dressed up in those cute little christmas outfits to One Seagrove Place Unite 803 this Saturday from 9AM-4PM. I need two to hold the signs on 30-A, and the other one to show perspective buyers around my condo :clap_1:

All kidding aside that is a great idea about "Hooters" girls. Take a step further to reduce the rental cost I am going to buy some Hooters outfits and have the agents wear them. I know there are some hot young agents out there needing a sale. Bobby who should Chair Hooter recruitment?

 

[Bobby J]

This is too dangerous a job for just anyone. I probably should handle this job myself. Unit 803 One seagrove will be the location. I will get the time later. I will let all of you know how it comes out and who I pick.

 

[Sheila]

(Dialing 850-555-1212... ring, ring)

"Hello. What's up sexy? Thanks for calling Hooter's."

"Yes, I am a Realtor and I would like to order three Hooter's girls to hold up signs. How much do you charge for three girls for 4 hours each?"

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quandary
"What time would you like them to show up and may I have the address?"

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Guess that pretty much solves the whole "Balloon Placement" quandary.

 

[Babyblue]

Do you need a assistant? For safety reasons of course.

 

[SHELLY]

No balloons, no Hooters girls, no helium-huffing, no bells, no whistles, no runs, no hits, no errors......here's a unique idea: Lower the da*m price.

Unless of course you're wanting to pay months & months & months of carry costs--in that case, shoehorn your arse into a some orange hot pants and start blowing up the balloons.



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