Smiling JOe
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I guess one should not read this while he is eating dinner. 
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Bob
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Yes I can.....that crap you drink prior to a colonoscopy makes you do the exact same thing, you know what happens the next day, then the bill is about 1K. Your dog is better off!Smiling JOe said:Inspired from another thread, I thought it would be funn to play Top This One.
If you have a better short story or snip-it than the last one posted, please share it.
Now I need a story. :scratch:
Okay, this one time, when I was in Band Camp... :nono1: No, that wasn't me. :scratch:
When we first moved to the beach, we took our dog to the Gulf where he played for at least an hour, biting the waves and drinking the salt water. Suddenly, he began to look sick. He sat down momentarily then arose. He looked at me then puked out the salt water. It flowed like a fire hydrant. Then, without warning, the salt water sprayed out the back end too. :shock: He looked like a Roman fountain spewing at both ends. That was a long night that followed.
Can you top this story?Let's here it. (real stories only, please)
Smiling JOe
SoWal Expert
So you were spurting out both ends too?Bob said:
...and the doctor charged you $1000 for the Epsom Salt and water? :funn:You know he is loving life.
Oh, I have a story.
I have had TWO occasions in my life where I have been in the same room with other adults when someone defecated in their pants. (Yes, you read right.) Once was when I was a senior in high school taking my final exam, and the other time was 10 yrs. later when I was in a conference room in a meeting with about 10 engineers, and the same thing happened again! And no, this was not the same person. I remember in both situations, watching in total disbelief, the individual being escorted out. (Obviously, these 2 people were seriously "troubled" at the time.)
Believe me, I'll never forget these 2 events for as long as I live. Mr. JR & my son think this is the most bizarre thing - to have witnessed this twice in one's life!
Well, there it is. It's not pretty, but you specified... "can you top this?"
I have had TWO occasions in my life where I have been in the same room with other adults when someone defecated in their pants. (Yes, you read right.) Once was when I was a senior in high school taking my final exam, and the other time was 10 yrs. later when I was in a conference room in a meeting with about 10 engineers, and the same thing happened again! And no, this was not the same person. I remember in both situations, watching in total disbelief, the individual being escorted out. (Obviously, these 2 people were seriously "troubled" at the time.)
Believe me, I'll never forget these 2 events for as long as I live. Mr. JR & my son think this is the most bizarre thing - to have witnessed this twice in one's life!
Well, there it is. It's not pretty, but you specified... "can you top this?"
DD
SoWal Expert
Jdarg--DO NOT READ!
Mr. dd tells this story from his college days when he "was a steel worker." He says there was a guy on their crew who had a particularly weak stomach and they used to "give him the business" all the time--trying to gross him out. Well, one day, they were all in their little trailer eating lunch sometime close to Thanksgiving. The supervisor had pumpkin pie for dessert. He told the guys, "watch this" and spead the pumpkin pie on his boot. The guy came in and they just kept eating their lunch. Pretty soon, the supervisor looks down at his boot and says, "dang, what's that? Looks like s**t." Gets some on his finger and smells, "smells like s**t", licks his finger--"It IS S**T!" The guy ran outside and barfed for a long period of time. Of course, they laughed and laughed and never let him forget it.
hey, I don't make 'em up, I just pass 'em along..........
Mr. dd tells this story from his college days when he "was a steel worker." He says there was a guy on their crew who had a particularly weak stomach and they used to "give him the business" all the time--trying to gross him out. Well, one day, they were all in their little trailer eating lunch sometime close to Thanksgiving. The supervisor had pumpkin pie for dessert. He told the guys, "watch this" and spead the pumpkin pie on his boot. The guy came in and they just kept eating their lunch. Pretty soon, the supervisor looks down at his boot and says, "dang, what's that? Looks like s**t." Gets some on his finger and smells, "smells like s**t", licks his finger--"It IS S**T!" The guy ran outside and barfed for a long period of time. Of course, they laughed and laughed and never let him forget it.
hey, I don't make 'em up, I just pass 'em along..........
Allifunn
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Smiling JOe said:Inspired from another thread, I thought it would be funn to play Top This One.
If you have a better short story or snip-it than the last one posted, please share it.
Can you top this story?
I :scratch: and I :scratch: and I :scratch: ...but...nuthin' guess I'll have to make-up for lost time :clap_1: starting with NY & kf!