Top this one?

[Jdarg]

Jdarg--DO NOT READ!

Mr. dd tells this story from his college days when he "was a steel worker." He says there was a guy on their crew who had a particularly weak stomach and they used to "give him the business" all the time--trying to gross him out. Well, one day, they were all in their little trailer eating lunch sometime close to Thanksgiving. The supervisor had pumpkin pie for dessert. He told the guys, "watch this" and spead the pumpkin pie on his boot. The guy came in and they just kept eating their lunch. Pretty soon, the supervisor looks down at his boot and says, "dang, what's that? Looks like s**t." Gets some on his finger and smells, "smells like s**t", licks his finger--"It IS S**T!" The guy ran outside and barfed for a long period of time. Of course, they laughed and laughed and never let him forget it.

hey, I don't make 'em up, I just pass 'em along..........

You forget I work for a vet. Not that we sit around eating dog poop or anything, but it would take a whole lot more than the thought of it to kill my craving for pumpkin pie!

 

[Kimmifunn]

I :scratch: and I :scratch: and I :scratch: ...but...nuthin' guess I'll have to make-up for lost time :clap_1: starting with NY & kf!

Don't worry girl. I'm keeping my lips sealed on this one. We'll have one for the books when you come to NYC. ;-)

 

[Smiling JOe]

Jdarg--DO NOT READ!

Mr. dd tells this story from his college days when he "was a steel worker." He says there was a guy on their crew who had a particularly weak stomach and they used to "give him the business" all the time--trying to gross him out. Well, one day, they were all in their little trailer eating lunch sometime close to Thanksgiving. The supervisor had pumpkin pie for dessert. He told the guys, "watch this" and spead the pumpkin pie on his boot. The guy came in and they just kept eating their lunch. Pretty soon, the supervisor looks down at his boot and says, "dang, what's that? Looks like s**t." Gets some on his finger and smells, "smells like s**t", licks his finger--"It IS S**T!" The guy ran outside and barfed for a long period of time. Of course, they laughed and laughed and never let him forget it.

hey, I don't make 'em up, I just pass 'em along..........

There goes my Cafe Mocha. Where did I put that screen cleaner?

 

[DD]

You forget I work for a vet. Not that we sit around eating dog poop or anything, but it would take a whole lot more than the thought of it to kill my craving for pumpkin pie!

Whew! I didn't want to be the one to ruin it for you! I must say I think of that story every time I see a pumpkin pie, but it never stops me from indulging!

 

[lucky13]

I was housesitting for some friends of mine (who happened to be vacationing in sowal at the time!) and one of their finches died while they were gone. My friend who was taking care of their yard found it in the cage and took it out, wrapped it in a paper towel and put it in a ziploc bag on the kitchen counter with a note telling me what happened. When I got home that night and read the note, I left it where it was and went to bed. I got up the next morning, went downstairs and found the paper towel and the ziploc bag on the floor, but no bird. That's when I realized I'd forgotten about the cat. I felt terrible and left a sorrowful note to my friends about their poor bird. BUT, that wasn't the last of their feathered friend.
A day or so after they returned home, I was talking to one of them and apparently, their cat had strolled into their living room, stopped in the middle of the room, made "that sound" and threw up the bird, perfectly in tact, sans feathers. As bad as I felt then, I crack up about it now!

 

[Rudyjohn]

I'm so sorry. I just read the rest of these posts and realized this is a thread about gross animal stories!!! Boy, am I embarrassed. I guess I've learned a lesson - - think BEFORE you post!!)

 

[Rita]

I'm so sorry. I just read the rest of these posts and realized this is a thread about gross animal stories!!! Boy, am I embarrassed. I guess I've learned a lesson - - think BEFORE you post!!)

I think yours fits right in!

I actually took it to be just "top this story". I assumed "anything goes". If that is not the case ------ It's the LOUNGE! Heck, just start a tangent. :funn:

 

[Ocean Lover]

I was housesitting for some friends of mine (who happened to be vacationing in sowal at the time!) and one of their finches died while they were gone. My friend who was taking care of their yard found it in the cage and took it out, wrapped it in a paper towel and put it in a ziploc bag on the kitchen counter with a note telling me what happened. When I got home that night and read the note, I left it where it was and went to bed. I got up the next morning, went downstairs and found the paper towel and the ziploc bag on the floor, but no bird. That's when I realized I'd forgotten about the cat. I felt terrible and left a sorrowful note to my friends about their poor bird. BUT, that wasn't the last of their feathered friend.
A day or so after they returned home, I was talking to one of them and apparently, their cat had strolled into their living room, stopped in the middle of the room, made "that sound" and threw up the bird, perfectly in tact, sans feathers. As bad as I felt then, I crack up about it now!

That's a good one!

 

[Ocean Lover]

I think yours fits right in!

I actually took it to be just "top this story". I assumed "anything goes". If that is not the case ------ It's the LOUNGE! Heck, just start a tangent. :funn:

ITA!! I don't really have any gross stories other than the one time my dog ate a box of Frango mint chocolates. Oh, that was a mess to clean up but it didn't smell bad..it smelled like mint! Now if we were talking about most embarrasing moments..that would be a good one. I could probably top anyones. But we won't go there.

 

[Kimmifunn]

My friend was traveling with his weiner dog. He was flying from NYC to Dallas so he gave him a sedative. He didn't test it out on him first, but just gave it to him the day of the flight. Jonah totally passed out and Colin took him out of his carrier to check on him and make sure he was ok. He came out of his sedative and had a violent reaction to it. Had liquid poo and threw up all over Colin. This went on for about an hour. The people around him all had to move and Colin had crap and barf on him through his layover in Chicago. There was very little he could do...but Jonah ended up being ok and Colin always tests the sedatives on him before he gives them to him.