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Watch those deck chairs boy's! ;-)

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Smiling JOe said:
That's right. Basic science got him into that position, and basic science could get him out. Should have called the cabana boy to bring him a cup of ice water. Can you imagine all the commotion he stirred when the chair guy started cutting the chair with a nekked man sitting in it? He would have never caused any commotion, and wouldn't have made the news if he had just chilled the testicles in the ice-water.
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Sounds like they needed the help of a mixologist.
 
omc!

I cannot believe my so called friends did not bother to PM or call or email or text me and tell me about this effing omb thread! :lolabove:

Mermy - you have an analytical mind, that's for sure. But, I happen to believe with all my heart that this ole geezer could be lying on his side on top of towels and cushions and his omb's would still get all tangled up in the slats of that chair. even with shrinkage.

where the hail did Darlene find that article?:floor::floor::floor:
 
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Lynnie said:
Now, THIS is sowal.com! :floor: :floor: Thank you, Darlene!!
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I do what I can. :cool:

aggieb said:
i wish this was someone else's balls. :biggrin: oops did i just say that!?!:blush:
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Girrrllllllll, me too!

This was sent to me from a friend. They were news stories from around the world. There are more, but they might get me banned! :biggrin:
 
Darlene! You win the prize for not just the post, but the wild imaginations as well!! :floor:
 
I have to call B.S. on this whole situation. I should have seen this right away. When you get that kind of shrinkage, a man's body becomes a virtual airport. In other words you lose your bags. His OMBs would be up around his lungs. He just has a chair slat fetish.
 
I think the whole solution to the problem is just to have bigger balls to begin with. Even factoring in shrinkage, I've never felt intimidated by any average deck chair. Was this guy French, or Republican , or something??:floor::floor::floor:
 
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