Watch those deck chairs boy's! ;-)

[Beachbummette]

that's why i don't swim naked in the Adriatic!

better watch those speedos too Hoppy! ;-)

 

[LuciferSam]

:rofl::funn: okay LS, where the hail did you get that one?

I came up with that one. I think I was influenced by a much filthier joke which I can't really repeat.

 

[DD]

I luv y'all.

 

[Teresa]

I luv y'all.

are we getting in the spirit of the joyful holiday yet? christmas and OMBs just go together.

 

[DD]

are we getting in the spirit of the joyful holiday yet? christmas and OMBs just go together.

Why yes, they absolutely do!

 

[LuciferSam]

What happens if there is a bag search?

He's lucky that chair didn't become a permanent carry-on! At least he'd always have a place to sit.

 

[Teresa]

are omb's even allowed as carry ons thse days?

 

[LuciferSam]

are omb's even allowed as carry ons thse days?

Only if they fit in a quart zip lock bag.

 

[LuciferSam]

And so the security guy says "Did anybody else pack your bags?"
I said no, I got into this jam all by myself!:funn:

Good thing a dog didn't eat the testicles. You wouldn't want him coughing up a chairball!:funn:


People tell me the only thing I'm good at is testicle jokes. I say nutz to you!!:rofl:

 

[Teresa]

I don't know if I should even respond to LS and give him the attention because he will just never stop telling these lewd testicle jokes. but, alas. I must respond. I adore ball humor. don't really know why. I think I got it from Grandma. really.