Why Obama was elected....

[Bob]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgmARwtptoo&feature=youtu.be

 

[Bob]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9L9A1IMTQo&list=UU67f2Qf7FYhtoUIF4Sf29cA

 

[Bob]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlwilbVYvUg&feature=youtu.be

 

[30a Saluki]

http://youtu.be/tpAOwJvTOio

 

[poppy]

Many rightwing knuckle draggers are still pissed about the Obama phone even though the program has been around more than a decade and no government or tax money is used in the program.

 

[Bob]

How many West Virginia videos would like to view? The thread was a comedy piece about both candidates.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Many rightwing knuckle draggers are still pissed about the Obama phone even though the program has been around more than a decade and no government or tax money is used in the program.

Right wing chain email has been around even longer, so that should explain the reason for their anger and misconception.

 

[30a Saluki]

Many rightwing knuckle draggers are still pissed about the Obama phone even though the program has been around more than a decade and no government or tax money is used in the program.

Apparently the loyal Obama supporter from Cleveland is under the impression that Mr. Obama is giving her a free phone. I have absolutely no idea how she could arrive at such a conclusion, perhaps when she witnessed her leader (with a stroke of his magic EO pen) eliminating the requirement that welfare recipients search for employment? Of course it IS difficult to find employment in a moribund economy, with the slowest recovery in any economy since WWII. Buy hey, how about that Obamacare? At least that is working.

 

[poppy]

I see you're regurgitating a favorite debunked rightwing lie from the master of rightwing liars Mitt Romney. But, hey you're a Faux News junky where facts are pulled from thin air or a reporters backside. Did you catch Hannity's interview with the three couples relating their experience with Obamacare?: Google it, it's a classic. Guess what Obamacare hasn't done? it hasn't shut down the government laying off 800,000 people and cost the country an estimated $24 billion. That success belongs solely to the Republicans. Way to go Teaparty, the country won't forget what you have done.

 

[poppy]

Obamacare is fixed, happy now?

WASHINGTON—Responding to widespread criticism regarding its health care website, the federal government today unveiled its new, improved Obamacare program, which allows Americans to purchase health insurance after installing a software bundle contained on 35 floppy disks. “I have heard the complaints about the existing website, and I can assure you that with this revised system, finding the right health care option for you and your family is as easy as loading 35 floppy disks sequentially into your disk drive and following the onscreen prompts,” President Obama told reporters this morning, explaining that the nearly three dozen 3.5-inch diskettes contain all the data needed for individuals to enroll in the Health Insurance Marketplace, while noting that the updated Obamacare software is mouse-compatible and requires a 386 Pentium processor with at least 8 MB of system RAM to function properly. “Just fire up MS-DOS, enter ‘A:\>dir *.exe’ into the command line, and then follow the instructions to install the Obamacare batch files—it should only take four or five hours at the most. You can press F1 for help if you run into any problems. And be sure your monitor’s screen resolution is at 320 x 200 or it might not display properly.” Obama added that the federal government hopes to have a six–CD-ROM version of the program available by 2016.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-improved-obamacare-program-released-on-35-flop,34294/