worst job

[Landlocked]

When I was at Auburn, I worked at a wholesale nursery. (Plants and stuff) It was hard work but I didn't mind it. On my first day, everybody at the place left and the guy in charge said, "Just look around for stuff to do". So I did. I swept and swept and swept. Moved some stuff around and straightened up a bit. Took a forklift for a joy ride and got it stuck in the mud. I was stoned, okay. After I got the forklift out of the mud, I started looking around for a water fountain. No luck. So I grabbed a water hose and drank about five gallons of water while I washed the mud off the forklift.

When the boss returned, he looked around and was very pleased. He then told me, "Hey, don't drink from the hoses around here. The water comes from those big tanks over there and they are full of fertilizer for the plants."

Great, thanks for telling me that.

 

[Smiling JOe]

When I was at Auburn, I worked at a wholesale nursery. (Plants and stuff) It was hard work but I didn't mind it. On my first day, everybody at the place left and the guy in charge said, "Just look around for stuff to do". So I did. I swept and swept and swept. Moved some stuff around and straightened up a bit. Took a forklift for a joy ride and got it stuck in the mud. I was stoned, okay. After I got the forklift out of the mud, I started looking around for a water fountain. No luck. So I grabbed a water hose and drank about five gallons of water while I washed the mud off the forklift.

When the boss returned, he looked around and was very pleased. He then told me, "Hey, don't drink from the hoses around here. The water comes from those big tanks over there and they are full of fertilizer for the plants."

Great, thanks for telling me that.

Crappola! I have to wipe down my monitor now. Write a book! Now!

 

[Miss Kitty]

And that is why LL has a BIG head!!!! :clap_1:

 

[Landlocked]

Crappola! I have to wipe down my monitor now. Write a book! Now!

Well I can tell you that fertilizer will not kill you. I can't believe that guy waited to tell me that. He was an arrogant s.o.b, too. His first name was "king". That may have had something to do with it.

 

[Landlocked]

And that is why LL has a BIG head!!!! :clap_1:

Musta been Bulb Fertilizer

 

[Teresa]

And that is why LL has a BIG head!!!! :clap_1:

haaaaaaaaaaa! :rofl:

 

[olive]

I think the job that I would hate the most would be WEDDING PLANNER!

Don't get me wrong, I think weddings are truly wonderful and often a lot of fun to help with. I just would not want to have a career where the misuse of carnations could make or break you. Way too much pressure!

 

[Smiling JOe]

I think the job that I would hate the most would be WEDDING PLANNER!

Don't get me wrong, I think weddings are truly wonderful and often a lot of fun to help with. I just would not want to have a career where the misuse of carnations could make or break you. Way too much pressure!

Been there and done that, and I am glad to be done with that.

 

[Jdarg]

Been there and done that, and I am glad to be done with that.

Were you a wedding planner??? I'm falling outta my chair here. Really?

But truly, there is nothing worse than an obnoxious bride and her mother. They are the duo of death.

 

[lindatat]

Were you a wedding planner??? I'm falling outta my chair here. Really?

But truly, there is nothing worse than an obnoxious bride and her mother. They are the duo of death.

I've been wanting to check out a show on WE called Bridezillas - has anyone seen it?