Smiling JOe
SoWal Expert
I have been hearing crazy stories about the things which kids do. Do you have any crazy stories about your own kids? For example, have you caught your kids licking your dog's wounds?
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kathydwells
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
No, but I have caught my dog's licking my son's wounds!!!! Isn't it funny how they know when something is hurt?
KISH7374
Beach Fanatic
I have soooo many stories I don't know where to start. One of the funniest is when my wife and I would go out, the boys would try to walk around every room in the house without touching the floor. They would hang on the doors and swimg it open. They would jump from the couch to the window sills and then crawl across the mantel. We did not know at the time but the babysitter was in on the deal. She would pay the winner a dollar. We didn't find out any of this until years later and now it seems pretty funny. There are many stories about the kids sneaking out of the house in the middle of the night or bringing kids into the house during the night. We have really had an interesting experience with our kids as they were growing up. No real bad problems and we are thankful for that.kathydwells said:
Landlocked
Beach Fanatic
My son is only 18 months old so I don't have too many yet. One strange, but hysterical thing he does is call his aunt "Titty". Her name rhymes with it.
He also grunts whenever he picks up something heavy or gets up off the floor. He picked that up from me, I guess.
He also grunts whenever he picks up something heavy or gets up off the floor. He picked that up from me, I guess.
kathydwells
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Landlocked said:
Remember LL...anything you say on this board, can and will be used against you.
Landlocked
Beach Fanatic
kathydwells said:Remember LL...anything you say on this board, can and will be used against you.
And it has never stopped me in the past!
Sheila
SoWal Insider
When my daughter was about 3 I had taken a day off work to run errands. On the to do list was getting her a Social Security card. The office was quite crowded so we had to take a number and wait. She quickly became bored with the wait and struck up a conversation with the lady seated next to us. She jabbered for a while and sensed the nice lady was beginning to lose interest in continuing the banter. For a few minutes my daughter got very quite and thoughtful. Then almost like a big lightbulb went off in her little head she tugs on the lady's arm and announces very loudly, "sometimes when I'm bad my Mommy gives me enemas!" I was dumbfounded! I had never given this child more than a baby asprin in her entire life! Not only did the lady next to us move, we cleared 2 rows of people in front and back of us! It was like the parting of the Red Sea!!!!!!!
I finally gained enough composure to gather my child and our belongings and run for the parking lot! I sent my forms in by mail! To this day I have no idea why or even where this child had heard this. All I can say is payback is going to be heck little girl. Just you wait! :shock:
I finally gained enough composure to gather my child and our belongings and run for the parking lot! I sent my forms in by mail! To this day I have no idea why or even where this child had heard this. All I can say is payback is going to be heck little girl. Just you wait! :shock:
kathydwells
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
GTTBM....I am :rofl: that was so funny, I spewed Diet Mt. Dew out of my nose when I read that. Too Funny!!!!!
kathydwells
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
gotothebeachmom said:
Oh, good, and we want to hear them all!!!!