kids

[steele mama]

One of mine said one day to a friend of mine, "Sometimes I eat my bugars and sometimes I wipe them on my dress." I sure won't say which one said it!

 

[Jennifer Steele]

One of mine said one day to a friend of mine, "Sometimes I eat my bugars and sometimes I wipe them on my dress." I sure won't say which one said it!

I thought she said "...and sometimes I wipe them on the wall." Was that the same one who said, "Guess what, mom? There are boogars in your bed."

 

[Rita]

gttbm, how funny! :funn:

 

[Sheila]

One of mine said one day to a friend of mine, "Sometimes I eat my bugars and sometimes I wipe them on my dress." I sure won't say which one said it!

And you just pray for the floor to open up and swallow you! I'll bet there was a big crowd too! They love an audience!!!!!!

 

[Rita]

At 3 my daughter ask the (nonpregnant) neighbor lady if she was going to have a baby ................ Talk about changing the subject as fast as you can!

 

[Mermaid]

Did any of yours ever say the wrong words for things? For the longest time our son would talk about all the chickens making noises in the trees in the summer. It took us a while to figure out he was talking about crickets.

 

[bsmart]

My son is only 18 months old so I don't have too many yet. One strange, but hysterical thing he does is call his aunt "Titty". Her name rhymes with it.

He also grunts whenever he picks up something heavy or gets up off the floor. He picked that up from me, I guess.

One of my cousins, when she was like 2 used to say sucker in a funny way...

 

[Landlocked]

My godson would see a dump truck in traffic and call it a "wump *uck".

 

[Jdarg]

When Will was about 2, he started to sass us a bit , or at least as much as a 2 year old can. We told him to stop being a smartmouth. Well one day, Bdarg was teasing him and Will said "Stop being a Fartmouth, Dad!". We were horrified until we realized he couldn't say "sm".

Last year at pre-school, Kate announced to her class and both teachers that "Meet the Fokkers" was a great movie. Except she didn't pronounce Fokkers correctly.

 

[bsmart]

This conversation reminds me of that Chewy granola bar commercial..."chewy stops the chatter."

One kid says "My mom has a tatoo on her..."

Another, and by far the funniest, says to a bride at her wedding "My mom says she cannot believe you wore white."