Mom-isms

[iwishiwasthere]

"You can pick your friends, but not your family."

" You hang with dogs, you get fleas."

 

[Beach Runner]

"Don't wash your hair every day. You'll get TB."

"I have this cough because I've had so many colonoscopies."

When she knows I've won an argument: "Are you trying to give me a heart attack? I'm having angina right now."

"I'm not ordering a salad. Eating a main-course salad just wears me out."

Mom: I just hate it that all of these trees are dying.
Me: The leaves are gone in the winter; that's why they call the previous season "fall."

 

[Miss Kitty]

BR...you win! Bring your Mom down here!

 

[Beach Runner]

BR...you win! Bring your Mom down here!

She's a trip! Don't get me wrong, I adore her. But I double-up on my Xanax whenever I'm around her.

 

[Miss Kitty]

She's a trip! Don't get me wrong, I adore her. But I double-up on my Xanax whenever I'm around her.

I hear ya'!!!!

 

[Ocean Lover]

"Don't sit too close to the tv, you'll get a stye!"

During the month of December "Don't forget...Santa's watching."

 

[JT]

3. " You'll shoot someone's eye out!"

its funny until you put someones eye out

 

[JT]

I am full of worms for sure then. Up to my eyeballs, probably. I better get de-wormed. Wonder if I can eat the dog's Interceptor???

This is why we drink so much as adults......To kill all the worms we picked up as children.

 

[OhioBeachBum]

- i brought you into this world and i can by god take you out.

One of my all time favorites! :clap_1:

 

[DD]

This is why we drink so much as adults......To kill all the worms we picked up as children.

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