Sowal beaches didn't make the list....not suprising

[lindatat]

. Gravity is really doing a number on mine. What is a girl to do?

Buy really pretty, sexy bras and embrace your cleavage. That's what I do !

 

[kathydwells]

Buy really pretty, sexy bras and embrace your cleavage. That's what I do !

Well, then I am outta here...have to go get me some!!!!

 

[Mermaid]

Who hasn't had a boob pop out when they've been in the water. Boobs fall out when waves hit 'em. Fact.

So put that in your pipe and smoke it MSNBC.

Or maybe when fish hit 'em. :funn:

Years ago when we were at the beach I was in the water with my daughter, Fyl. I think she was about 10 years old at the time. We were happily bobbing around minding our own business when a school of kamikazee minnows swam into us. I mean, they literally smashed right into us going at warp speed.

I was wearing one of my favorite (ancient) swimsuits, the one that I probably should have thrown out about two seasons prior. It was all stretchy and faded. Heck, I should be honest and say I was wearing it because it fit. (We all know THAT story.) These kamikazee minows swam right INTO my swimsuit and I swear I could instantly feel them wriggling around trying to get free (all in the space of 15 seconds flat). I was shrieking and shrieking and frantically peeling off my suit. I dare any of you to say you'd have done differently!!!! It was a no-brainer. :roll:

I don't know who was more hysterical, though. Fyl was beside her 10 year old self at the shock of her mother taking it all off in the gulf waters in full view and full daylight. You know those credit card commercials that end in the tagline "priceless?" This was one of those moments. You couldn't have seen a more mortified little girl in all of god's creation.

Fast forward to back at our cottage. I was in the outdoor shower just about ready to take off my suit to wash up when Merman came out asking what he should pick up for the night's dinner. It was on the tip of my tongue to reply "a pound of fish" when I looked down into the crotch of my swimsuit to see the corpse of a kamikazee fish. If I shrieked in the gulf, I shrieked twice as loud in the shower.

We had hamburger for dinner that night.

 

[kathydwells]

:rofl: That was so funny Miss Mermaid. I could picture it all in my mind as I read it. Too Funny!!!

 

[Rita]

:rofl: That is way too hilarious, Mermaid! I can't even imagine!

 

[beachmouse]

I know "Q Beach" is gone, at it is now Rosemary, Sunset Beach, and Seacrest...but folks don't run around nekkid at Deer Lake anymore?

Or were they talking about LEGAL nude beaches?

At one time, someone here has mentioned that the old Deer Lake nude gay beach was actually on private property that is now part of, whatwazit? Watersound, I think, instead of being on the state park land.

 

[Dabell]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10823891/

Was in South Beach in Aug of 04 and Apr of 05, I didn't see any one topless~

 

[Kimmifunn]

At one time, someone here has mentioned that the old Deer Lake nude gay beach was actually on private property that is now part of, whatwazit? Watersound, I think, instead of being on the state park land.

:funn: We peaked in the dunes and it is indeed a nudie beach! :funn:

When we were in Martha's Vineyard we went roaming on a beach. We hit a rock and went around the corner and there were nudie people everywhere. It was quite a shock!

 

[Cheering472]

Mermaid,

I LOVE that story. Friendly little fish gave his all didn't he?

Poor Mermaid didn't even get dinner or a movie first.

 

[peapod1980]

hese kamikazee minows swam right INTO my swimsuit and I swear I could instantly feel them wriggling aroundt

I just can't say what I'm thinking, or I'd be