:shock: What a waste of a good beach chair! They coulda just thrown a bucket of cold water on him... :scratch:
That's right. Basic science got him into that position, and basic science could get him out. Should have called the cabana boy to bring him a cup of ice water. Can you imagine all the commotion he stirred when the chair guy started cutting the chair with a nekked man sitting in it? He would have never caused any commotion, and wouldn't have made the news if he had just chilled the testicles in the ice-water.

I thought that too, like why draw so much attention to yourself but there really wasn't any other way to do it! I bet you're assuming he was sunbathing on his back. Now, I know some men are well-endowed but shoot me if any man's privates are long enough to fall through the slats when he's face up to the sun.
Which means he was lying on his stomach and unless someone rolled him over, chair and all, there's no way you could pour ice water on him. The saw was the only option.
OMC the visual is too funny!!!!!!

I thought that too, like why draw so much attention to yourself but there really wasn't any other way to do it! I bet you're assuming he was sunbathing on his back. Now, I know some men are well-endowed but shoot me if any man's privates are long enough to fall through the slats when he's face up to the sun.
Which means he was lying on his stomach and unless someone rolled him over, chair and all, there's no way you could pour ice water on him. The saw was the only option.
OMC the visual is too funny!!!!!!

Methinks this droopy guy just needs to lie on a towel!

I think it's quite possible that if everything is sagging that a fellow could lie on his back and have his stuff droop into the slats. (recall OMB's) Besides, the article says he was sitting down.![]()