kids

[OhioBeachBum]

Kids do so much "fun" stuff, it's a challenge to even recant. A recent item that comes to mind:
In church with grandson, maybe a bit shy of 3 at the time. Priest finishes homily, dead silence. Kid pipes up in voice that carries very well - "Is he done yet?"

 

[Ocean Lover]

One of my cousins, when she was like 2 used to say sucker in a funny way...

I guess I used to have a problem pronouncing s's too. My Dad took me to the store and I was asking for a sucker using an f. My Mom said my Dad was horrified and didn't take me to the store with him for a very long time after that. Probably when I learned to pronounce s's better!

 

[Landlocked]

When I was about 6, I rammed my bicycle full speed into the back bumper of my neighbor's parked Cadillac. I can still taste the back windshield of that car. Man that hurt sooo bad. I wish I had a video of it.

 

[Sheila]

When I was about 6, I rammed my bicycle full speed into the back bumper of my neighbor's parked Cadillac. I can still taste the back windshield of that car. Man that hurt sooo bad. I wish I had a video of it.

Stupid question but.......what made you do that? Was there a little voice in your head or......why do little boys do stuff like that?

 

[Landlocked]

Stupid question but.......what made you do that? Was there a little voice in your head or......why do little boys do stuff like that?

It was my birthday and I was riding my new bike and wasn't watching where I was going. I was looking behind me and WHAMMO. Faceplant. Both of my bottom canine teeth were sticking through my skin below my lip.

 

[Smiling JOe]

When I was about 6, I rammed my bicycle full speed into the back bumper of my neighbor's parked Cadillac. I can still taste the back windshield of that car. Man that hurt sooo bad. I wish I had a video of it.

Are you sure it was not a Buick? I was walking with my friend when we were about six yrs old, and remember this older kid in the neighborhood riding up on his bike hassling us. Wham! While he was busy talking to us, he failed to look at the parked Buick located immediately in front of him. We hauled booty out of there.


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I love the enema story.

 

[Landlocked]

Are you sure it was not a Buick? I was walking with my friend when we were about six yrs old, and remember this older kid in the neighborhood riding up on his bike hassling us. Wham! While he was busy talking to us, he failed to look at the parked Buick located immediately in front of him. We hauled booty out of there.


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I love the enema story.

It was a pale yellow Cadillac. It was on Mayview Road in Ortega in Jacksonville.

 

[Smiling JOe]

It was a pale yellow Cadillac. It was on Mayview Road in Ortega in Jacksonville.

Different time and space.

 

[Miss Kitty]

LL...the mystery of your big head has been revealed!!! Caddy head!!!

 

[Sheila]

It was my birthday and I was riding my new bike and wasn't watching where I was going. I was looking behind me and WHAMMO. Faceplant. Both of my bottom canine teeth were sticking through my skin below my lip.

OHHHH! I thought you just went for it! Never mind!